Real conversation overheard: LadyOne: His only talent is making farting noises.; LadyTwo: What does he make them with?; LadyOne: His ass.

Posted by ascottwhite (scott). Date: May 11, 2009, 7:57 pm

RT @PhilipNowak New Blog Post–> No Farting: A Guide to Twitter Etiquette http://socialmediaunraveled.com/

Posted by JessManocchio (Jess Manocchio). Date: July 9, 2009, 10:06 am

@BarkingB Seriously farting - like dirty old man farts - and wet ones. what is going on? what did you feed them?

Posted by SellierDesign (Sellier Design). Date: July 30, 2009, 8:54 pm

Saskia is not farting anymore just power pooing everywhere, ew

Posted by hangyulcho (Han-Gyul Cho). Date: June 20, 2009, 5:32 am

Aloha seniorita! Look! its a plane its a bird no its just a huge fart!

Posted by twitArchie (Twit_Archie). Date: July 21, 2009, 7:14 am

@chazieurbie ROAR!?! That is one fierce fart! I hope that’s not how it sounds. "ROAR!!!"…."0h, excuse me…I farted." LOL

Posted by ROMELITTO (ROMELITTO). Date: May 18, 2009, 11:49 am

I farted and Kirby kept trying to sniff my butt

Posted by djchriscruz (Chris Cruz). Date: July 10, 2009, 11:02 pm

I’m hot, i’m sweating, i keep hearing what sounds like farting below me and i cant smoke until morning. Welcome to my hell.

Posted by phantomzangel (Shawna Carroll). Date: June 1, 2009, 2:31 am

@jayelleenelial it takes a brave woman to admit to that much farting.

Posted by jennykoo (jennykoo). Date: July 24, 2009, 2:21 am

I’m farting

Posted by didsbass (Dids). Date: May 21, 2009, 3:34 pm

@KatelynLindberg Jerk I am so far from emo!
At least you talk about poo and farting frequently to deserve a FA comment ha ha ha!

Posted by iSophomore (Paul Gendron). Date: August 13, 2009, 7:02 am

Check this video out — Farting Preacher 1 http://bit.ly/192bF1

Posted by JohnElburn (John E. Elburn III). Date: June 19, 2009, 4:08 pm

Farting is fantastic. Too bad humans are too retarded to understand.

Posted by daisythepug (Daisy ). Date: June 4, 2009, 5:40 pm

I farted.. my shit is "MURDERING" the living room right now. #overusedhyperboles

Posted by fakeRICH (Mykal fakeRICH). Date: August 7, 2009, 2:30 am

RT @ange_black: My daughter just said, "Oops. I farted." Just more proof that she’s not my kid. My farts are never a mistake.

Posted by tweetyourfarts (yousef stankalot). Date: May 23, 2009, 12:02 pm

#howdareu lie and say I farted getcho stink ass off my couch

Posted by saucyybaby (ursula). Date: July 21, 2009, 6:36 pm

@booboocuhh that was a laugh? I thought you were farting

Posted by mattl00k (Matt Look). Date: August 17, 2009, 1:04 am

sitting next to my farting brother. also just became aware of phrase ‘tough turtles’. wowza

Posted by sam_wooop (Sam Allen). Date: August 12, 2009, 3:46 pm

Farting discreetly is not an easy thing to do. I’mjustsayin’

Posted by KCMorgan (Keisha Morgan). Date: June 10, 2009, 1:00 am

farting my ass off

Posted by VisualCatch (Nicky Veentra). Date: May 20, 2009, 11:08 am

Lexi is sleeping in my crate and farting. http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/6868704

Posted by Dogbook (Dogbook). Date: May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm

So my 4 year old son just told me a little girl in his class wasn’t cute cause she farted lmao!!!

Posted by Miss_So_Flyy (Sharde' Hazeley). Date: May 5, 2009, 9:08 pm

Where is all this gas coming from. I can’t stop farting, what’s wrong with me?

Posted by thejamhole (thejamhole). Date: June 18, 2009, 12:44 pm

Just told @moeoutnabout re our 3 & 5 year olds:Your kids are weird and really into farting references." I’m SURE I have nothing to do w/it.

Posted by seanord (Jeff Nordberg). Date: August 27, 2009, 9:43 pm

not much farting today but epic ball scratching at work.

Posted by ARS55 (Ben MacRae). Date: July 6, 2009, 3:09 am

had so much garlic its giving me gasses. so i keep farting. this is what twitter is all about.

Posted by o_Huey (Nicolas Messaritis). Date: May 18, 2009, 10:00 pm

Salvador Dali’s book Diary of A Genius contains a lengthy treatise "On The Art of Farting".

Posted by justcallmetan (Tanya Walker). Date: June 12, 2009, 10:00 am

@FitLen Gas is horrible. I’m gonna get some Beano. I can’t be at the gym farting on the leg press.

Posted by greasyfungus (Trevor Jones). Date: July 18, 2009, 2:37 am

Tiff: "I farted and woke myself up again"

Posted by RedDlicious (Andrew Clark). Date: June 10, 2009, 8:22 pm

@drnoise you know what else makes a guy feel good? farting.

Posted by BluesDrive (Earl). Date: May 20, 2009, 4:26 pm