@OpalFox i dont think husband has heard of anything besides working, watching tv and farting

Posted by BexieLady (Rebecca Davies). Date: August 8, 2009, 5:11 am

RT @bombDUH: ewwwwww my sister is farting in her sleep! loud farts! LOL smelly! ugh!

Posted by bayhustla (John Boswell). Date: May 25, 2009, 3:46 am

Ew, my dog keeps farting……grossssssssssssss

Posted by SherlockHomiee (Gable). Date: May 26, 2009, 11:28 am

Phrase you don’t wanna hear during sex- excuse me I farted

Posted by DwannanoS (Devaughn Sidifall). Date: May 25, 2009, 11:53 am

RT @revskip: One time i farted on the toilet then heard a splash, with no feeling of pooping. I think there’s a name for it.

Posted by tweetyourfarts (yousef stankalot). Date: July 18, 2009, 11:14 pm

RT @GregGladysz: Back going to my moms friends house for dinner, last time I was there I farted and it got awkward.

Posted by tweetyourfarts (yousef stankalot). Date: July 5, 2009, 5:39 pm

RT @MeDicenTurtle Lmao when I farted in flag football practice in 6th grade "down… set.. prrrrrr!!!". FART ROBOT APPROVES.

Posted by fart_robot (FART ROBOT). Date: February 17, 2011, 4:00 am

OMFG SOMEONE KEEPS FUCKING FARTING BEHIND ME! SMELLY FARTS TOO NiiiOOOOO

Posted by justjeanny (jeanny). Date: June 2, 2009, 8:38 pm

Angus is sleeping and farting and snoring… http://apps.facebook.com/dogbook/profile/view/5214215

Posted by Dogbook (Dogbook). Date: May 9, 2009, 10:52 pm

@diddodanny you’d be laugh farting if you were here lol

Posted by ediz (edlin rodriguez). Date: June 14, 2009, 4:25 am

She seriously got the stank face on like she farted LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted by TM_PCola (Team Minaj Florida™). Date: February 17, 2011, 2:20 am

@janekarrie im pretty sure she farted pissed and took a dumb today lol

Posted by q17 (Quentin Williams). Date: July 10, 2009, 9:36 pm

Dog is sitting on my feet & farting. I’d complain but he’s keeping my feet warm :0)

Posted by evilgordon (evilgordon). Date: May 26, 2009, 3:10 pm

@HowardStern 1st he farted, now he's snoring so loud I can't hear AI. *kicking him*

Posted by TheSelli (Selli). Date: February 17, 2011, 9:35 pm

EARTHQUAKE. Or I farted. Unclear.

Posted by rantcliff81 (rantcliff81). Date: August 30, 2009, 11:48 am

Farting because of those beans at dinner!

Posted by clmarkie324 (Casey Markman). Date: May 29, 2009, 11:43 pm

@Val_KatyCat hahah! AHHH me tooo! I keep farting soo much coz I'm nervous & exciteddddddddd

Posted by KatyCatsx (Katy Cats). Date: February 23, 2011, 7:56 pm

There’s nothing like lying in bed and realising your pelvic floor is totally shot. Think twice before farting.

Posted by cosmicgirlie (Jay Lindsay). Date: May 14, 2009, 3:14 pm

RT @MidnightAlumni: Girl in store whispers [loudly]: *giggles* I farted back there. Boyfriend : I know, I could smell it! O_o << rotfmao !

Posted by Amanda_Lace (Amanda Lace). Date: August 11, 2009, 8:23 pm

twit, twat, tweet. it’s like farting or burping: slightly embarrassing, but still enjoyable because you get attention.

Posted by KatyPlaysForte (Katelynn E. Marques). Date: June 5, 2009, 1:43 am

I farted big time in this here bar. And the crazy thing is….I enjoyed it. #disturbingtendencies

Posted by Defenestrator1 (Ziggy Ramone). Date: June 24, 2009, 3:16 am

Radio station KRZR celebrated their 20th anniversary today. Who said on air belching and farting would not last. Very classy.

Posted by JosephRSimon (Gregory Occhionero). Date: June 17, 2009, 11:13 pm

An FAQ on everything you didn’t want to know about farting http://tiny.cc/iU9hd I dare you to click and read it.

Posted by terryfrost (terryfrost). Date: July 21, 2009, 5:52 pm

@nzlemming That’s worse than farting in church, isn’t it?

Posted by juhasaarinen (Juha Saarinen). Date: July 15, 2009, 1:36 am

i farted and blew out a couple candles…does that make me a air bender AND a fire bender like the Avatar?

Posted by VegaTheVirgo (Zamari Wiggins ). Date: August 20, 2009, 1:40 pm

@juneybug84 I know! But that is why I love him, when I was at sound check last summer, he was making farting noises into the mic for..

Posted by bsbnickchick (Hattie Grant). Date: May 30, 2009, 1:42 am

"…he farted in my open house." -I Love You, Man

Posted by AussieOz (AussieOz). Date: August 15, 2009, 4:10 pm

poo that smells, i farted

Posted by AceWalters (Harry Plopper). Date: May 25, 2009, 5:14 am

Guy 101 tip pt 2: Farting right after sex does ruin the post sex buzz..funny but just wrong LOL

Posted by SweetCandiesXXX (SweetCandiesXXX). Date: June 1, 2009, 11:35 pm

@StellaJames who said I farted but it’s chill? Haha

Posted by NitchieFava (Nichole Fava). Date: May 24, 2009, 10:19 pm