@sbsbea Of course you know I mean the stink from the floor refinishing. Not like I farted before you left, or something.

Posted by _Suze_ (Susan H.). Date: May 21, 2009, 12:20 am

RT @DiVaDeONNA My boss just came in the office and asked me if I farted LoL (o shit ahaha well did u u can tell us we want say nothing lol)

Posted by Melo704 (J Miller). Date: July 22, 2009, 12:54 pm

@huukerface
disgusting!!!!!! stop farting and pooping

Posted by Crispinjay (crispin lopez). Date: July 24, 2009, 6:38 pm

@Dannywood I’m forever farting in front of my other half, we compete to see who can do the loudest/longest/stinkiest! Loves great!!!! xxx

Posted by lucywillisnkotb (Lucy Willis). Date: August 13, 2009, 4:59 pm

I farted it smells

Posted by Spocker79 (Chris Reed). Date: July 23, 2009, 9:27 am

Something is wrong with Gabes butt.. He farted 4 times in the last 3 min… What the heck

Posted by jeromeSwatson (Jerome ). Date: June 10, 2009, 1:03 am

my most embarrasing moment growing up will have to deffinately be when my class was doing shotput, and I farted as I released the shot.

Posted by BrentonPrem13 (Brenton Prem). Date: June 30, 2009, 1:51 am

I’m literally one of the boys. Video games, farting, & just being all together gross. I love my boys so much.

Posted by katbyrnes (Kat Byrnes). Date: August 3, 2009, 9:18 pm

This past Spring Dominos Pizza faced PR crisis when 2 employees made YouTube video farting on food and putting it up their nose b4 serving.

Posted by coryoconnor (Cory O'Connor). Date: July 22, 2009, 6:51 pm

Apparently the sun has done a huge fart and a geomagnetic storm warning has been issued. A massive solar flare. Cue travel chaos

Posted by LukeMcLaughlin (Luke McLaughlin). Date: February 16, 2011, 8:10 pm

My dog is farting next to me. Gross. Maybe i should get off the couch.

Posted by j_u_a_n_i_t_o (j_u_a_n_i_t_o). Date: June 29, 2009, 4:33 pm

@chrispirillo WOTD: #Communifart defined: 2. resulting when one tweets post & it fails due to #Twitter service farting out; read: #fail

Posted by norsehorse (Morgan W. Brown). Date: May 30, 2009, 11:05 pm

i’m cheating on my ‘sober night’ cause he is making this his ‘farting night’ break me off a piece of that "crysl er car"

Posted by threethreesix (erica smith). Date: May 9, 2009, 2:05 am

I uploaded a YouTube video — The Farting Copeland 55 http://bit.ly/18IALi

Posted by DedMunkEJuggalo (Andrew Brown). Date: August 1, 2009, 8:28 am

RT @gokrissygo: @vieirasboots i don’t mind the farting, i have no sense of smell….and it makes the bed warm! – classy lady lmao

Posted by vieirasboots (Neil Kirk). Date: July 22, 2009, 4:05 pm

RT @enriqz There was a guy working out near me and he farted. Right after he did it he probably realized he sharted.

Posted by AwkwardRetweet (Awkward Retweet). Date: July 3, 2009, 2:04 am

@farting @terrorboy Ghetto pool party happening right now. Let me twitta dat. http://yfrog.com/1023lj

Posted by aymayyyy (aymie). Date: May 24, 2009, 3:03 pm

Sooo… This camp leader just walked up & asked a question…harmless… As he walked away he farted in my direction. Silent & deadly smh

Posted by KINGJO85 (Jared Oates). Date: July 28, 2009, 4:11 pm

biked by a guy and he farted twice. going to have a CheneyBrefFest. here comes a budweiser. clean american lager. PBR you are next

Posted by Mike_Galore_ (Mike James). Date: July 23, 2009, 4:59 pm

RT: @motazh apparently if you say fart in your twitter, twitterfart.com puts you on blast and on a map of other ppl farting around the globe

Posted by colewagoner (Cole Wagoner). Date: May 15, 2009, 9:41 pm

Roger keeps farting. It’s killin the mood.

Posted by Christina8211 (Christina Yoder). Date: June 26, 2009, 10:34 pm

@DerrenLitten eatin late cos I’ve been out all day…walkin round with a shoe that developed a farting noise by the way,step,fart,step,fart!

Posted by lunaticsoup (joanne johnson). Date: May 17, 2009, 5:17 pm

@NAKEDpizza tell drew brees to quit farting around on twitter and get back to practice. i’d like to see saints in super bowl before i die

Posted by kenwheaton (Ken Wheaton). Date: June 11, 2009, 5:17 pm

FLIP FLOPS GEL PENS CANDY POPSICLE TWITTING FACEBOOK COMPUTER FRIENDS TALKING LEMONADE FARTING MOVIES SWIMMING PRANK CALLING THE END

Posted by stellaisawesome (Stella Xu). Date: June 20, 2009, 7:39 pm

I’m so happy today I am shitting rainbows and farting fairy dust

Posted by jlwkiss (jane louise watkiss). Date: May 31, 2009, 5:47 am

Just stuck a QTip in Bonnie the Lab’s ear and she farted…

Posted by linajk (Jane). Date: August 8, 2009, 9:26 pm

Falling in love with TJ’s pit bull puppy, despite the fact that he keeps farting on my lap.

Posted by kristenwtrs (Kristen Waters). Date: August 14, 2009, 10:49 pm

niggas think im wack, girls think im cool, but they change they mind cause i farted in the pool… 1st line to one of my new songs

Posted by FlynessEffect (Flyness Blue). Date: July 17, 2009, 10:09 pm

MOAR WHORE! Everyone view, vote, fan, comment "She Farted…" over at VMS: http://bit.ly/XN8kI YAYspx

Posted by cribble (Scott Coello). Date: June 1, 2009, 11:07 am

"I don’t know why people think farting is gross, everyone farts. Even you…there is no way you’ve never farted in your lifetime."

Posted by danielletuazon (danielle tuazon). Date: August 19, 2009, 5:29 pm