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What happened next???" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1284013122) } [2]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23981595272" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-09T05:00:43Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(50) "http://twitter.com/fart_robot/statuses/23981595272" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(50) "http://twitter.com/fart_robot/statuses/23981595272" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(67) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22she+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(98) "RT @anabananasxD Wow did u hear that i think she farted ! ( The lil girl ! ). FART ROBOT APPROVES." 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This bit! Just thought <b>she farted</b> and shit(ed) DAMN lol! FART ROBOT APPROVES." } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1284002426) } [8]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23974319961" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-09T03:14:25Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(52) "http://twitter.com/JalisaClassy/statuses/23974319961" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(52) "http://twitter.com/JalisaClassy/statuses/23974319961" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(67) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22she+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(64) "LMAO!!! This bit! Just thought she farted and shit(ed) DAMN lol!" 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