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x" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(68) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22they+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(167) "<a href="http://twitter.com/WhichPennySmith">@WhichPennySmith</a> They DO hum really... you&apos;re polite in saying <b>they farted</b> in a big way aren&apos;t you! x" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T21:12:12Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(83) "http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1115091930/billie_and_me_-_dr_who_set_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(83) "http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1115091930/billie_and_me_-_dr_who_set_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(37) "<a href="http://twitter.com/">web</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(21) "CheekyG (Geoff Major)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(21) "CheekyG (Geoff Major)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(26) "http://twitter.com/CheekyG" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T21:12:12Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T21:12:12Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(26) "http://twitter.com/CheekyG" ["creator"]=> string(21) "CheekyG (Geoff Major)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(167) "<a href="http://twitter.com/WhichPennySmith">@WhichPennySmith</a> They DO hum really... you&apos;re polite in saying <b>they farted</b> in a big way aren&apos;t you! x" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283375532) } [9]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:22732200301" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T18:53:25Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Clay_Harrison/statuses/22732200301" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Clay_Harrison/statuses/22732200301" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(68) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22they+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(115) "@Tastelikecrazy You were asking someone to hold your head under the covers while they farted. #dutchoven #yankee ;)" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(68) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22they+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(536) "<a href="http://twitter.com/Tastelikecrazy">@Tastelikecrazy</a> You were asking someone to hold your head under the covers while <b>they farted</b>. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23dutchoven" onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent', 3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/intra/hashtag/#dutchoven');">#dutchoven</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23yankee" onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent', 3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/intra/hashtag/#yankee');">#yankee</a> ;)" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T18:53:25Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(67) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/936969653/JackVincent_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(67) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/936969653/JackVincent_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(61) "<a href="http://www.threadsy.com" rel="nofollow">threadsy</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(29) "Clay_Harrison (Clay Harrison)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(29) "Clay_Harrison (Clay Harrison)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Clay_Harrison" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T18:53:25Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T18:53:25Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Clay_Harrison" ["creator"]=> string(29) "Clay_Harrison (Clay Harrison)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(536) "<a href="http://twitter.com/Tastelikecrazy">@Tastelikecrazy</a> You were asking someone to hold your head under the covers while <b>they farted</b>. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23dutchoven" onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent', 3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/intra/hashtag/#dutchoven');">#dutchoven</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23yankee" onclick="pageTracker._setCustomVar(2, 'result_type', 'recent', 3);pageTracker._trackPageview('/intra/hashtag/#yankee');">#yankee</a> ;)" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283367205) } [10]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:22704949836" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-01T13:02:13Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(47) "http://twitter.com/iAmGQ21/statuses/22704949836" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(47) "http://twitter.com/iAmGQ21/statuses/22704949836" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(68) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22they+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(131) "Really motherfucker? RT @fart_robot RT @iAmGQ21 Damn someone got me with with my mouth open while they farted. FART ROBOT APPROVES." ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(68) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22they+farted%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(223) "Really motherfucker? RT <a href="http://twitter.com/fart_robot">@fart_robot</a> RT <a href="http://twitter.com/iAmGQ21">@iAmGQ21</a> Damn someone got me with with my mouth open while <b>they farted</b>. FART ROBOT APPROVES." 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