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Its truuuu!! RT @FlyMisses: Did this nasty hoe just say "if I fart in my sleep idk I'm farting" lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(200) "Ahahahaha!! Its truuuu!! RT <a href="http://twitter.com/FlyMisses">@FlyMisses</a>: Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:30:17Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1014934945/123510103_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1014934945/123510103_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(84) "<a href="http://www.ubertwitter.com/bb/download.php" rel="nofollow">ÜberTwitter</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(21) "christy413 (Christy )" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(21) "christy413 (Christy )" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(29) "http://twitter.com/christy413" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:30:17Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:30:17Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(29) "http://twitter.com/christy413" ["creator"]=> string(21) "christy413 (Christy )" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(200) "Ahahahaha!! Its truuuu!! RT <a href="http://twitter.com/FlyMisses">@FlyMisses</a>: Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283779817) } [3]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23143323486" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(49) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses/statuses/23143323486" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(49) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses/statuses/23143323486" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(95) "Did this nasty hoe just say "if I fart in my sleep idk I'm farting" lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(117) "Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1118664949/170925572_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1118664949/170925572_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(84) "<a href="http://www.ubertwitter.com/bb/download.php" rel="nofollow">ÜberTwitter</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(28) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(28) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses" ["creator"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(117) "Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283778668) } [4]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23125316115" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T07:09:15Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(45) "http://twitter.com/T_i_B/statuses/23125316115" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(45) "http://twitter.com/T_i_B/statuses/23125316115" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(95) "I'm farting like a trooper at the moment. What ever you do, don't light a match behind my back!" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(112) "<b>I&apos;m farting</b> like a trooper at the moment. What ever you do, don&apos;t light a match behind my back!" 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What ever you do, don&apos;t light a match behind my back!" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283756955) } [5]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23080774159" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35/statuses/23080774159" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35/statuses/23080774159" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(64) "@pritchardswyd I'm farting with a bit more confidence now hahaha" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(123) "<a href="http://twitter.com/pritchardswyd">@pritchardswyd</a> <b>I&apos;m farting</b> with a bit more confidence now hahaha" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(62) "http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1100500803/image_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(62) "http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1100500803/image_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(67) "<a href="http://twitter.com/" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35" ["creator"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(123) "<a href="http://twitter.com/pritchardswyd">@pritchardswyd</a> <b>I&apos;m farting</b> with a bit more confidence now hahaha" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283712704) } [6]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23073190083" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T16:50:43Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(51) "http://twitter.com/ChekoRipper/statuses/23073190083" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(51) "http://twitter.com/ChekoRipper/statuses/23073190083" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(37) "I'm so hungry, I'm farting clean air." 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I know! I did it, too! I am working on school stuff, really want to settle down with the Nook but now I'm farting around." ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(193) "<a href="http://twitter.com/starven">@starven</a> HAHAHAHA! I know! I did it, too! I am working on school stuff, really want to settle down with the Nook but now <b>I&apos;m farting</b> around." 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I know! I did it, too! 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Its truuuu!! RT @FlyMisses: Did this nasty hoe just say "if I fart in my sleep idk I'm farting" lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(200) "Ahahahaha!! Its truuuu!! 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RT <a href="http://twitter.com/FlyMisses">@FlyMisses</a>: Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283779817) } [3]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23143323486" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(49) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses/statuses/23143323486" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(49) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses/statuses/23143323486" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(95) "Did this nasty hoe just say "if I fart in my sleep idk I'm farting" lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(117) "Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1118664949/170925572_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1118664949/170925572_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(84) "<a href="http://www.ubertwitter.com/bb/download.php" rel="nofollow">ÜberTwitter</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(28) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T13:11:08Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(28) "http://twitter.com/FlyMisses" ["creator"]=> string(44) "FlyMisses (ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́MiSS BoSS)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(117) "Did this nasty hoe just say &quot;if I fart in my sleep idk <b>I&apos;m farting</b>&quot; lmaoooooo nasty tramp rotff" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283778668) } [4]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23125316115" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-06T07:09:15Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(45) "http://twitter.com/T_i_B/statuses/23125316115" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(45) "http://twitter.com/T_i_B/statuses/23125316115" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(95) "I'm farting like a trooper at the moment. What ever you do, don't light a match behind my back!" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(112) "<b>I&apos;m farting</b> like a trooper at the moment. What ever you do, don&apos;t light a match behind my back!" 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What ever you do, don&apos;t light a match behind my back!" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283756955) } [5]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23080774159" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35/statuses/23080774159" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(53) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35/statuses/23080774159" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(64) "@pritchardswyd I'm farting with a bit more confidence now hahaha" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(123) "<a href="http://twitter.com/pritchardswyd">@pritchardswyd</a> <b>I&apos;m farting</b> with a bit more confidence now hahaha" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(62) "http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1100500803/image_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link_image@type"]=> string(9) "image/png" ["link_image@href"]=> string(62) "http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1100500803/image_normal.jpg" ["link_image@rel"]=> string(5) "image" ["http://api.twitter.com/"]=> array(10) { ["geo#"]=> int(1) ["geo"]=> string(5) " " ["metadata#"]=> int(1) ["metadata"]=> string(12) " " ["metadata_result_type#"]=> int(1) ["metadata_result_type"]=> string(6) "recent" ["source#"]=> int(1) ["source"]=> string(67) "<a href="http://twitter.com/" rel="nofollow">Twitter for iPhone</a>" ["lang#"]=> int(1) ["lang"]=> string(2) "en" } ["author#"]=> int(1) ["author"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" ["author_name#"]=> int(1) ["author_name"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" ["author_uri#"]=> int(1) ["author_uri"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35" ["modified#"]=> int(1) ["modified"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["issued#"]=> int(1) ["issued"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T18:51:44Z" ["dc"]=> array(3) { ["creator#"]=> int(1) ["creator_url"]=> string(32) "http://twitter.com/Dirtyfunker35" ["creator"]=> string(26) "Dirtyfunker35 (Paul panes)" } ["content"]=> array(2) { ["encoded#"]=> int(1) ["encoded"]=> string(123) "<a href="http://twitter.com/pritchardswyd">@pritchardswyd</a> <b>I&apos;m farting</b> with a bit more confidence now hahaha" } ["date_timestamp"]=> int(1283712704) } [6]=> array(41) { ["id#"]=> int(1) ["id"]=> string(39) "tag:search.twitter.com,2005:23073190083" ["published#"]=> int(1) ["published"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T16:50:43Z" ["link#"]=> int(1) ["link"]=> string(51) "http://twitter.com/ChekoRipper/statuses/23073190083" ["link@"]=> string(13) "type,href,rel" ["link@type"]=> string(9) "text/html" ["link@href"]=> string(51) "http://twitter.com/ChekoRipper/statuses/23073190083" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(37) "I'm so hungry, I'm farting clean air." 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"http://twitter.com/KYLEisHERE26/statuses/23063048505" ["link@rel"]=> string(9) "alternate" ["title#"]=> int(1) ["title@"]=> string(8) "xml:base" ["title@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["title"]=> string(87) "@faithishere10 lol cuz they all sappy and aggy...lol so I'm farting on anyone who sappy" ["atom_content#"]=> int(1) ["atom_content@"]=> string(13) "type,xml:base" ["atom_content@type"]=> string(4) "html" ["atom_content@xml:base"]=> string(70) "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=%22i%27m+farting%22+-fartwatch" ["atom_content"]=> string(146) "<a href="http://twitter.com/faithishere10">@faithishere10</a> lol cuz they all sappy and aggy...lol so <b>I&apos;m farting</b> on anyone who sappy" ["updated#"]=> int(1) ["updated"]=> string(20) "2010-09-05T14:36:36Z" ["link_image#"]=> int(1) ["link_image"]=> string(66) "http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1117401973/169566858_normal.jpg" ["link_image@"]=> string(13) 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